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	<title>World Wide Jeb &#187; Homo-ness</title>
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	<description>A bloke in Melbourne, Australia who loves beer, dudes, metal music and falling over. RAD!</description>
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		<title>The Loudest Ringtone Known to Man</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/01/19/the-loudest-ringtone-known-to-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 08:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[drag queens]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, I attended the carnival day for Melbourne&#8217;s queer festival, Midsumma. It&#8217;s always a bit of an odd event, especially with all the stalls and attractions that have only the most tenuous relationship to the queer community. Exactly why Myki (Melbourne&#8217;s new public transport ticketing system) had such an enormous presence at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Things I Can Do Now I&#8217;m Single</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/01/18/top-5-things-i-can-do-now-im-single/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 08:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[candles]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, howdy there. I&#8217;ve settled into my new place, and have plenty of recent events to write about in the coming weeks: berko neighbours, household disasters, and a New Year&#8217;s Eve skinnydipping jellyfish sting disaster among others. Hopefully this is the start of almost-daily blog updates again. There were certain activities which really seemed to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Reasons Why I Won&#8217;t be Renewing my Xbox Live Subscription</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My taste in videogames is possibly the worst you&#8217;ve ever come across. My enthusiasm wanes if a game doesn&#8217;t involve matching three coloured gems, desk-gnawingly pointless trivia contests or repetitive actions set to music (let me tell you about my embarrassingly laser-precise Dance Dance Revolution skills some time). Console games are something I&#8217;ve only ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music Genres That Homos Should Claim As Their Own, IMMEDIATELY</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/04/02/new-and-existing-musical-genres-us-homos-should-claim-as-our-own-immediately/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/04/02/new-and-existing-musical-genres-us-homos-should-claim-as-our-own-immediately/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Homo-ness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music and gigs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gay Agenda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hip-Hop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The world&#8217;s current financial regurgitation has caused me to notice that everyone&#8217;s too bloody distracted to pay attention to whimisical matters at present. So, I&#8217;ve been concocting a plan. For too long, us gay folk have only lorded over the kind of dance music that perms hair through audio power alone. Disco is also a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Authors of Any Gay Fiction</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/02/05/dear-authors-of-any-gay-fiction/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/02/05/dear-authors-of-any-gay-fiction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This evening, I witnessed some excrutiatingly bad/unintentionally hilarious gay local theatre as part of Melbourne&#8217;s Midsumma festival. There was a giveaway that we were attending gay theatre &#8211; the production company thoughtfully left packs of lube and condoms on the seats as we entered. Classy! Right from the start, this had me concerned about what [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>Introducing the Semi-Concerning Problems Hotline</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2008/12/21/introducing-the-semi-concerning-problems-hotline/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2008/12/21/introducing-the-semi-concerning-problems-hotline/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Counselling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s barely four hours of sleep in me, but what a night! We had a bit of a gay pub crawl around the city and ended up crawling home at 4am. I&#8217;ve always marvelled at the uniqueness of the &#8220;back room&#8221; concept at gay bars. Really, it&#8217;s just ticking the last missing box for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Making it to Third Bass</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2008/10/18/making-it-to-third-bass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2008/10/18/making-it-to-third-bass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkwardness]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bass Guitar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Biffy Clyro]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After a lifetime of household members unexpectedly entering a room to find me thrashing around and jumping off furniture, in what usually began as air guitar but always progressed to some sort of impression of the onset of an airborne orgasm; I decided to learn bass guitar for real this year. My selection criteria for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Enter the Gaytrix</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2006/03/03/enter-the-gaytrix/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2006/03/03/enter-the-gaytrix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food, drink and booze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homo-ness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girl Confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pubs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self-Referential Wank]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last night was spent in one of those modern horrors: pubs entirely enclosed in shopping centres (to my credit, at the behest of a hot girl I haven&#8217;t caught up with in months). This particular pub scores even more points of infamy for attempting to recreate a beer garden indoors. Please, please stop with the [...]]]></description>
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