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A Tortured, Drawn Out Death… of a Car

April 4, 1999

Right now my car is sitting in my driveway. I’m waiting for it to die. You see, for some reason, the parking lights won’t turn off. The RACV won’t come out and fix it unless the car won’t start. So I’m being forced to wait until my car’s battery is drained so much that the [...]

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Are You one of the Egg-Holders?

April 3, 1999

It’s Easter. Hence, the acquisition of chocolate eggs, whether you like it or not. Of course, we all know that Easter chocolate tastes ‘different’. But have you noticed how there’s always somebody that you know that won’t eat their eggs for months on end? Will just leave them there? Someone was talking about this on [...]

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Piss Off, You Top Quality Shape Wannabe

March 31, 1999

Lately a girl at my work has been gibbering excitedly about the coming of the end of the world. She apparently quite thoroughly believes in Nostradamus’ predictions, and alledgedly the world is going to end on the 29th of May or something. I think that’s a Saturday. (Wouldn’t it be apt if the world ended [...]

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We Don’t Think You’re Sexy! No, Honest!

March 28, 1999

I was driving around in the city last night with a friend, whose car is an absolute heap. A real heap. Anyway, I’m no expert on cars, but something like the exhaust pipe was blowing somewhere it shouldn’t have been, and it was causing the horn to softly toot now and then – even though [...]

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The Death Prophecy of a University Student

March 21, 1999

Had an odd experience at my work on Friday. See, I work in the admin section of a university, and we get students complaining all day. It’s their sole reason for existing. “I failed my subject. I BLAME YOU!”, “The Coke machine isn’t working. I BLAME YOU!”, and “I’m having a really bad hair day, [...]

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Sega World on Drugs, ‘The Dude’, and How I Got Chased by a Copper in Sydney

March 16, 1999

I’ve just returned from a little holiday to Sydney. There’s a possibility I may have a chance to move up there some time in a few years, so I was sorta checking out if I’d like it or not. The most obvious difference between Melbourne (where I live right now) and Sydney to me, was [...]

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