From the category archives:

Tech

Australia’s Next Top Lesbian, Mortal Kleaning, and Other Unrealised Game Ideas

May 14, 2009

What ho! This past week I’ve had a visiting interstate friend to entertain. My buddy was a fine house guest, and even spent the better part of 30 minutes running after a rogue mouse we’ve been trying to entrap for weeks. Any boarder who arrives with rodent eradication skills is welcome in Chez Jeb!
Any mate [...]

1 comment Read the full post →

My Drunk Boyfriend Explains the Internet in 2015

April 10, 2009

Last night:
Me: That national broadband network announcement is brilliant, hey?
Adam: Huh? I didn’t see anything.
Me: The government’s installing a fibre-to-the-home network across the country.
Adam: Oh, what a load of rubbish.
Me: What are you talking about? That’s the best outcome we could have hoped for!
Adam: You watch, it’ll all be outdated by the time it’s installed.
Me: [...]

3 comments Read the full post →

Whodunnyit?

January 26, 2009

Edit: Google has removed these images, but they originally showed a bloke doing his business on an outdoor toilet for the world to see.
You may have seen a Google Street View photo going around of this poor bastard in the last few days. That house is actually within walking distance of my place. My [...]

3 comments Read the full post →

Your Favourite Phone Sucks

January 17, 2006

Goddamn if I don’t hate mobile freakin’ phones.
Mobiles used to be fine. Bleeping, kermit-green-screened Nokias which actually emitted ringtones that sounded like ringtones, not the latest Sugababes single reinterpreted as 80s Casio-goth-synth. When having Snake on your phone was an awesome, mindblowing extra feature.
And now what do we have? Blurry cameras which take useless drunken [...]

0 comments Read the full post →