April 29, 2009
Have you ever noticed how all “addicts” in those “OH GOD DON’T BECOME AN ADDICT OR YOUR FACE WILL BECOME PREGNANT AND YOU’LL IMPLODE” scare campaign ads look exactly the same? It doesn’t even matter what the addiction is – drugs, gambling, chronic masturbation, using Microsoft Publisher to create fuchsia-heavy signage – all the “addict” [...]
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July 17, 1999
The past three weeks at work have been mostly time for me to stuff around, seeing as my office supervisor, Ms Superiority, was in the UK on holiday. Unfortunately she came back to work this week, and she hasn’t changed her idiotic personality one little bit. Eg: Ms Superiority (just after she’s smoked 3 cigarettes, [...]
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