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Licence to… Point Out When You Need Your Hazard Lights On

January 7, 2006

Man, I’m happy that Nein lost the rights to the footy. No more of the Nein bullshit like Eddie, the skycam (which was totally ridiculous for a game which pisses about all over the oval, not up and down the field like league does), ridiculous juggling of live matches with the NRL – although I’m [...]

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Tastes Like Drunker

January 5, 2006

OF COURSE I’ll be back to drinking alcohol before the week is out. I think the underlying problem was my insatiable need to get absolutely plastered to the point where I couldn’t walk or talk on a weekly basis. What’s probably required are some new ground rules: no drinking before I go out to meet [...]

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Tastes Like Sober

January 2, 2006

Most folks I know seem remarkably keen at what 2006 has to offer. Myself? Well, I’m feeling strangely ambivalent about 2006. There’s a little shakiness in the “what do I want to accomplish this year” department, I suppose. Most years I’ve grittily resolved to find a better job, but I’m pretty happy with the job [...]

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Awishta Lickiya Cokk

September 26, 2005

Alrighty, so I’ve been a little more than slack in updating. It seems the only way I’ll ever update more often is by writing shorter posts. Adam and I have always firmly believed that Indian food is extremely similar to any Melbourne Comedy Festival TV Gala: smells like something freaking amazing, but upon consumption, you [...]

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Blood Money

August 23, 2005

It looks like Adam’s landed a full time job at a pretty big ad agency, which is great. Now he can help create propaganda and make bad things seem good on a full time basis! A classic example is Liquorland opening tiny “Express” stores, while trumpeting that the new stores have a… Streamlined selection for [...]

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Pyschic Drag Queen Attack

August 2, 2005

So my experiment to stay continuously drunk nine days straight has hit a slight snag. Occasionally I keep passing out and waking up sober. Everything is now refined to staying drunk at least 80% of the time, during PM hours. And I think I’m at least halfway successful in that respect. Of course, being smashed [...]

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OMG, Did You See What Happened in NSW Politics Today!

July 27, 2005

Wow, Bob Carr resigned. I wonder if he’llBZZZZZZZZT – you totally thought I’d wanked myself into the blogosphere just then, didn’t you? Back to your regularly scheduled programming. Can I stay drunk for nine days in a row? I’m about to find out, because I have a week of annual leave next week, hooray! It’s [...]

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Design-arr Patches

July 23, 2005

This afternoon, I happened to notice a dude in the city wearing an pirate patch. It sure didn’t look like it was for medical reasons, either. I’ve totally been waiting for pirate patches to become cool, seeing as I’m blind in one eye anyway. I’d get one off eBay but I can only seem to [...]

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Cats are Losin’, Gas-Based Boozin’, Anti-Smoking Legislation is Cruisin’

July 12, 2005

My beloved Catties lost their match against Sydney on Saturday – the only match of the year I’ll get to see them play. In fact, not so much lost their match as suffered a public double-penetration in multiple orifices. Got me buggered what causes that team to fall apart every time they dare step foot [...]

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Beverage-Related Roundup

June 13, 2005

1. Diet Coke was featuring a contest over the last few weeks – “Win the Life of an X-Factor Contestant!” In retrospect, this would seem to be either an ill-advised investment by Coke’s marketing team; or an incredibly well-planned piece of quasi-existential art (ie, it would now seem that everyone is a winner). 2. We [...]

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