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Anger

More Cable Vitriol

March 5, 2005

What else has been happening? A few days ago, in an infuriated work moment, I vowed to my workmate Henry that something my boss did made me so angry, I could eat a vagina. PS, that’s unreasonably angry. Following on from my last angry post about Foxtel, have you tried watching the ACC channel (I [...]

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Banjo Hair

September 4, 2002

‘What’ll it be,’ sighs the beleaguered hairdresser with the enthusiasm of someone naked in a bathtub, filled to the brim with sulfuric acid. ‘Spikes, please,’ I politely reply, and engage in that awful hairdressing predicament where you’re forced to confront your own realities of ugly disfigurement, and stare yourself in the eyes for a full [...]

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Secret Ingredient of Your Meatlovers Pizza

October 17, 2001

My dear old workmate Kazza, she who was always proud to announce to all members of company staff which colour knickers she was wearing on any particular day, dropped in for a fleeting visit last week. Upon entering our living room, she swiftly sunk herself into the couch. ‘I’m pooped,’ she sighed. ‘I was doing [...]

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Sorry, We Can’t Insure a Personal Vehicle With Gun Turrets

May 22, 1999

Today I was driving to the local shopping centre and encountered my first real life road rage incident. A guy cut off some other guy, then when he slowed down at the intersection, he got out of his car, went to the other guy’s car and tried to punch him through his open window. He [...]

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