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Nothing Says Love Like an Airbrushed Birthday Cake

July 19, 2005

You fuckers rule. Thanks for all the Microsoft Paint-created birthday presents. If I can keep this up, you guys will create 100% of the content for my site, and I won’t have to write a bleeding thing. I’ll be like the Courtney Love solo album of blogs. Anyway, I got sent all sorts of fucked [...]

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Happy Virtual MSPAINT.EXE Birthday!

July 17, 2005

It’s my birthday! And all I’m asking for as presents, are gifts created entirely in Microsoft Paint. EMAIL ME YOUR BADLY DRAWN YET LUCRATIVE PREZZIES IMMEDIATELY! Go on, fire up crappy ole Microsoft Paint and wack something up, then send it to me: jeb at tastes like drunk dot com. I’ll post my birthday swag [...]

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Food With Altitude

August 5, 2002

It’s always puzzled my friends that Adam and I refrain from giving each other presents on our birthdays. No big deal to us, though: we’re both just pigheaded and are convinced that each of us has no idea what we should be giving each other, even after almost three years of going out. So on [...]

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Happy Fraudulent Birthday

July 17, 2002

It’s my twenty-third birthday! Many thanks to all friends who thrust humble gift-type objects in my general direction. To Adam, for the dinner conducted at high altitude in a bona fide rotating restaraunt. To my parents and sisters, for the thoughtful presents. But most of all, to Paypal, who graciously allowed an anonymous shady character [...]

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