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Top 5 Things I Can Do Now I’m Single

January 18, 2010
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Well, howdy there. I’ve settled into my new place, and have plenty of recent events to write about in the coming weeks: berko neighbours, household disasters, and a New Year’s Eve skinnydipping jellyfish sting disaster among others. Hopefully this is the start of almost-daily blog updates again. There were certain activities which really seemed to [...]

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When You’ve Come Out, You Need a New Secret Shame

January 31, 2005

…and my shame is obsessive-compulsive viewing of Deal or No Deal, on my eternal quest to finally understand the most confusing gameshow in the world. Where do I even begin to start? To the outside viewer, Deal shimmers as an innocent glittery gameshow, no different than the rest. How utterly mistaken you are. Perhaps you’ve [...]

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Kmartopoly

February 2, 2002

We patiently wait our turn, curving around the miniature metallic fencing which collectively traps us in, screaming for mercy, simply wanting out; then the high mistress of torture demands of the woman quivering in front of me: ‘Do you have a Fly Buys card?’ The lady runs away screaming, having been toppled over the brink [...]

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Mr Pop: Serial Murderer

May 22, 2000

Continued to muck around with Mr Marketing this week: Me: Oh, could you sign my timesheet please? Mr Marketing: Well, I’ll sign it… but if you think you’re getting paid, you’re mistaken. Me: Well, I certainly believe that I’m getting paid. Mr Marketing: You know, it’s good to have beliefs nowadays. They won’t necessarily take [...]

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The Magic Boxer Shorts

March 15, 2000

It’s St. Patrick’s Day on Friday. I’m sure there is some sort of meaning behind St. Patrick’s Day, but as far as I’m concerned I’m happy to support any event that primarily revolves around drinking. A group of people from work and myself are going out on Friday for a goodbye party thing for myself, [...]

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Bad 80s Bands or Dodgy Porno Movies?

December 12, 1999

I noticed last night on SBS there was a documentary on Stonehenge. I bet centuries ago, a group of real smartarse druids all gathered around for a meeting… Head Druid: What are our plans for the next year? Shall we chop more herbs from trees with golden sickles? Another druid: I know! Let’s build a [...]

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