January 13, 2001
A Seven Step Guide For When You’ve Just Woken Up In The Gutter From A Very Big Night Out. 1. Walk down one of the main streets of the city you happen to be in (eg Melbourne = Bourke St; Sydney = George St, etc). 2. Turn left into a side street. 3. Turn left [...]
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November 18, 2000
At first, when I was clearing the junk from on top of the fridge, it looked like marshmallow. Mmm, I thought. Marshmallow. However I did think it was a trifle strange that it was sitting in a coffee mug. I grabbed the mug to take a closer look, and peered into it. After prodding the [...]
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