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Inverse Billing

July 18, 1999

I’m just looking at my RACV bill which I recieved on Friday the 16th of this month. Apparently, if I don’t pay my bill by the 13th of July then I’m not covered anymore. I find this rather odd seeing as I never received any prior notice about paying this bill. So I guess I’m [...]

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Do You Mind if I Just Unzip my Pants and Widdle All Over Your Car?

June 25, 1999

Today I had a weird premonition spooky thing. I was talking to this guy on the train home tonight, and he needed a lift to his mate’s place. He seemed like a cool enough guy so I said, why not. He offered me one of the stubbies he was drinking, and I almost had it, [...]

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A Tortured, Drawn Out Death… of a Car

April 4, 1999

Right now my car is sitting in my driveway. I’m waiting for it to die. You see, for some reason, the parking lights won’t turn off. The RACV won’t come out and fix it unless the car won’t start. So I’m being forced to wait until my car’s battery is drained so much that the [...]

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We Don’t Think You’re Sexy! No, Honest!

March 28, 1999

I was driving around in the city last night with a friend, whose car is an absolute heap. A real heap. Anyway, I’m no expert on cars, but something like the exhaust pipe was blowing somewhere it shouldn’t have been, and it was causing the horn to softly toot now and then – even though [...]

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