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Peanut Butter Enema

July 18, 2000

Adam’s having sex with celebrities again. Bad Adam! Well, not really. But at the pub he’s a bouncer at on Saturday night, there was a private party with lots of Triple J radio announcers present. Adam’s not really sure if it was her or not (she’s definitely a Triple J radio announcer but he’s not [...]

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My Washing Machine Runneth Over

June 28, 2000

I can’t believe I missed McHappy Day. There’s nothing funnier than visiting your local suburban McDonalds on McHappy Day and trying to identify the hordes of “celebrities” that are serving customers. These so-called famous people are usually little more than school principals and local politicians but it’s all a silly laugh nonetheless. Two years ago [...]

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The ABC is Run by Evil Sparrows

May 28, 2000

We’re having problems with our lights at the moment. We have to replace the lightblubs for one particular light on almost a weekly basis, but now it just won’t turn on at all. The fuse must have blown or something. Torana came around to visit us and immediately started laughing at us because we were [...]

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Warning: Today’s Entry Contains Larry Emdur

January 21, 2000

Well, today at work we all got shuffled around into different departments and we all have to move to different cubicles. The good news is, I’m still sitting next to Ms. J, and the even better news is that on my other side is a woman I’m going to call ‘The Rock’. The Rock is [...]

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He Always Has Looked Goddamn Creepy Since He Shaved Off That Beard

December 22, 1999

Things To Not Get Excited About In The New Millenium #851: ‘Sale of the Century’ is changing its name to ‘Sale of the New Century’. Believe it or not. Apparently the whole show is getting an enormous make over (this includes Glen Ridge’s hair, which is approaching Ray Martin status). I still maintain my theory [...]

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I’m So Sorry My Dear, I Can’t Sleep With You. I Have a Hunchback

May 13, 1999

Today in a nearby shopping centre, a police band was providing some light entertainment during lunch. Except this was not your average police band. We’re talking a try hard guy on an electric guitar he didn’t dare to play a chord on, only single notes; a cheesy Casio keyboard, and a crapola electronic drum kit, [...]

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DJ Wobbly

April 26, 1999

Today I went to the milk bar near my work to get some milk for the office. I had to ask for a receipt, because it was being paid for by my work. When I asked for a receipt, the horribly scary woman behind the counter goes “Oh but only because you’re such a sweetie”. [...]

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If It’s a Boy, I’ll Name Him Robb

April 21, 1999

As predicted, I ate a chicken foccacia with ice cream and tobasco sauce for lunch today. I made the mistake of watching Entertainment Tonight today, and got all sorts of information I didn’t want to know, like how Pamela Anderson has gotten her breast implants removed. (If you missed it today, don’t worry – it’s [...]

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