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The Urinating Hamburger

April 24, 2000

Today’s entry is brought to you by… Yes, Sanitarium, the company responsible for hundreds of products that all taste like vomit. (Ever tried Up & Go Breakfast Drink?) And what about that So Good soy drink? Let me tell you, I think it should be called No Good. Sadly, the search for full-time work is [...]

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The Cheese Room: A Modern Day Temple

April 2, 2000

I went for two job interviews on Thursday. The first interview was out near St Leonards in Sydney, which meant a train trip. I only had a $20 note on me to pay for a ticket, and the stupid CityRail machine wouldn’t accept it. In fact, I seriously doubt that these machines accept notes EVER. [...]

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The Magic Boxer Shorts

March 15, 2000

It’s St. Patrick’s Day on Friday. I’m sure there is some sort of meaning behind St. Patrick’s Day, but as far as I’m concerned I’m happy to support any event that primarily revolves around drinking. A group of people from work and myself are going out on Friday for a goodbye party thing for myself, [...]

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Dynamic Crap Device

February 8, 2000

Yep, I’m back from Sydney. (Did you know on airplanes, when the oxygen masks drop down, that there’s a little oxygen mask that drops down in the toilet too? How cute is that? See, I do pay attention to the air stewards when they tell you all the safety procedures at the start of the [...]

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Eighties Boy

January 28, 2000

Once again, the power got cut off in Torquay this evening for around two hours. I was tempted to drive down to the supermarket to see if there would be another riot (see January 16th entry) because I was so deprived of entertainment, but I controlled the urges. The company that handles electricity in the [...]

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Welcome to Your Progress Meeting – Could You Just Stand Over There by the Wall, While We Line Up our Rifles on You?

January 12, 2000

I’m finding on the database system we use at work, that sometimes I’ll be typing out a whole load of information and go to submit it, and it’s very easy to click on the wrong button which totally deletes everything you’ve been working on. I can spend up to 10 minutes typing up some information [...]

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The Poojob: Car of the Year 2000

January 11, 2000

Yay – our contracts got extended at least until May at work, although they’ve warned us that they are ‘downsizing’ a bit, and a few of us will have to go. I think I’ll be okay though. That was really the only interesting thing that happened at work today, really. I spent most of the [...]

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How to Win a Long-Running Argument

January 10, 2000

When I get up late in the morning, it usually means a trip to McDonalds for breakfast. (I still have fears of McDonalds car parks after New Year’s). I heard something funny as I was eating my meal, when one of the McEmployees served some dero who’d wandered in: McEmployee: (in a voice far too [...]

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I’ll Be Sleeping in a Puffa-Jacket Doona This Time in Ten Years

August 10, 1999

My parents got a new doona for their bed. It’s got too many colors. It’s not really the sort of thing you’d want to wake up and see – you’d sort of be like, ‘Oh God, so bright… might roll over for five more minutes.. mmm … zzz’ A friend of mine once commented that [...]

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