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The Exciting World of Information Cagefightology

January 8, 2009

We recently took out health insurance for the first time. Almost right on cue, my body began packing it in immediately. Over the weekend, I began developing a pain in my back which I’d otherwise blame on having seen The Day The Earth Stood Still a few hours prior. However, I couldn’t recall physically exerting [...]

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Blood: Fountaining from my Gums in Joy

May 10, 2004

When I was a kid, I had a wire installed behind my front teeth to straighten them up a little. After leading a happy, dentally oblivious life for the past 10 years; the wire snapped behind my front teeth last week. Believing this was simply a piece of mangled meat caught behind in my wire [...]

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Warning: Cleo Bachelor of the Year 2002 Spoiler Within Body of Text

May 8, 2001

Perhaps it’s a message from God that the world isn’t ready for something that sounds so beautifully cherubic in my head (in a heavy metal way) – my singing. Sure. Go ahead and dismiss it as a straining, clamourous atonal shouting, but I won’t take your opinion to heart. Oh no. I’ll only take your [...]

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