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Welcome to Horse Crap City

September 17, 2000

The Sydney public transport system seems to be surviving the Olympics fine. I guess Sydney residents were secretly hoping things would majorly stuff up, and then the world would see how bad our train system is – thus forcing the government to upgrade it sufficiently. However, there is a reason why things are running well. [...]

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How to Stuff Up a Potential Relationship with a Really Good Looking Woman (Even Though You’re Gay) Over Italian Beef Soup

June 20, 2000

Adam: Hmm, I really feel like some Japanese soup. Me: Since when did you like Japanese food? Adam: I had Japanese for lunch the other day. Me: Ah. So now you like it, eh? Adam: I have Japanese ancestry, you know. Me: Oh, that’s a good one. Adam: I’m serious. Me: You’re the most unoriental [...]

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Battered Turd Syndrome

June 15, 2000

Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 10:48:23PM (GMT +10:00) Subject: The Colonel To: webmaster@kfc.com Hi. In Australia, I notice you sell a burger named ‘The Colonel’s Choice Chicken Fillet Burger’. How can the Colonel personally choose what chicken he uses when he’s dead? Is there’s something you’re not telling us all? Er… there WAS only one [...]

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Piss of Death

April 17, 1999

I had a really shit scary dream last night. It’s been a very long time since I had a nightmare that seriously scared me, but I had one last night. Basically, some bombers came to Melbourne and completely destroyed the place with these giant yellow rays. It suspiciously looked like urine flying everywhere. Hmm. I [...]

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