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What? You Weigh 64 Kilograms? Get Out of the Elevator!

December 16, 1999

I was looking through the front pocket of my backpack today, and it’s one of those backpack compartments where you just seem to accumulate crap. I realised there were 5 different kinds of mints sitting in there – one of which I never even remember buying. I’m sure you’ve heard Tic Tacs being called Barbie [...]

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Maybe Calling Up Cigarette Vending Machines is the Vending Machine Equivalent of 1900

December 8, 1999

Today at work… Ant: I died my hair blonde because apparently blondes have more fun. Blonde woman: Oh, but then you cop all that dumb blonde stuff. Me: Ant’s dumb anyway. He just had to die his hair to face up to his stupidity. Blondes have more fun? Hmm. If I die my hair black, [...]

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Chinese Year of the Ocelot

December 3, 1999

I found out today: I don’t have glandular fever. Hurrah! I did nothing to celebrate this fact except watch Beauty and the Beast again (if I was unemployed, I’d probably start watching this show on a regular basis, so it’s lucky for my mental health I do have a job). And by the way, has [...]

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I’d Be Worried Even More if the Kid was Only Turning 13

May 26, 1999

I tried an experiment today. I opened a bottle of Coke, and drank some. It tasted like Coke. Then I pulled the label off and drank some more. Suddenly it didn’t taste like Coke anymore. That’s marketing for you. They may as well call it Brown, Bubbly & Wet™. Another Whathafuck?! moment today – I [...]

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DJ Wobbly

April 26, 1999

Today I went to the milk bar near my work to get some milk for the office. I had to ask for a receipt, because it was being paid for by my work. When I asked for a receipt, the horribly scary woman behind the counter goes “Oh but only because you’re such a sweetie”. [...]

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Drinking Urine

April 5, 1999

Well, my car is still dead, so me and my flatmate had to actually walk to the supermarket today. The 7 minutes almost killed me. Have you ever noticed when you walk into a supermarket and go to grab one of those red baskets you put your groceries in, that the basket on the top [...]

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The Death Prophecy of a University Student

March 21, 1999

Had an odd experience at my work on Friday. See, I work in the admin section of a university, and we get students complaining all day. It’s their sole reason for existing. “I failed my subject. I BLAME YOU!”, “The Coke machine isn’t working. I BLAME YOU!”, and “I’m having a really bad hair day, [...]

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