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Dynamic Crap Device

February 8, 2000

Yep, I’m back from Sydney. (Did you know on airplanes, when the oxygen masks drop down, that there’s a little oxygen mask that drops down in the toilet too? How cute is that? See, I do pay attention to the air stewards when they tell you all the safety procedures at the start of the [...]

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Welcome to Tasmania: We’re the Small Intestine of Australia

January 23, 2000

I went into Geelong today and noticed in one of the shopping centres, a display that has been set up by Barwon Water, who supply the Geelong area with water. They do a pretty bodgy job at the best of times – last week in Lorne, a coastal town about 30 minutes along the coast [...]

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I’ll Polish You to the Death, Sheriff!

January 20, 2000

Ah, the Herald Sun is such a quality newspaper. Yesterday it reflected it’s true journalistic integrity with a headline screaming ‘Sex Blitz!’. To give you an idea of what sort of newspaper this is, yesterday they placed a story titled ‘Women reveal what they want in romance’ 15 pages before their coverage on the latest [...]

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The Only Way is Illiteracy

January 16, 2000

I’m very excited – I found out last night that my favourite band Filter is playing a Melbourne gig in mid February. This is the first time I’ve seen them, and a rare chance too as they’re from the US. I can’t wait! ***** I was downloading some new fonts last night, and I’ve noticed [...]

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Same Time Every Year Event

August 14, 1999

2 days ago at work: Ms Superiority: Why can’t you idiots just be more efficient sometimes? Reception Bimbo #2: We are efficient!! Me: Yeah. It’s just that we’re only efficient when we go home. I went on a student exchange to Japan around 4 years ago, and I was just looking back at some of [...]

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Hmm

April 29, 1999

Today at work, somehow, we managed to get onto the topic of conversation of who we all thought each other looked like. Somehow everyone managed to arrive at the conclusion that I look like Kurt Cobain. (Which I personally disagree with, but anyway). So then Ms. Superiority, resident bitch at work, had to pipe up [...]

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