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I’ll Show You What You Can Do With Your Three Bloody Ships

July 29, 1999

Today I wasn’t supposed to start work until 10am, because I’ve worked overtime. I had my alarm set for 7.25 (yes, I live a fair way away from Melbourne) to wake up. It went off, I had the usual ‘mmmm comfy bed’ thoughts and rolled over for five minutes. I got up ten minutes later, [...]

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It Almost Killed Me

July 22, 1999

Okay, I’ve got a really bad mouth ulcer. And what’s the worst thing you can do when you’ve got a really bad mouth ulcer? Eat McDonalds. (Actually, that’s the worst thing you can do without a mouth ulcer, but that’s beside the point). You never really realise just how much those fries are caked in [...]

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I Can’t Believe it’s Not a Brain

June 30, 1999

I supervised another exam today at my work, only a small class though. A class of 5 very yum guys. I got to sit there and watch them for 2 hours PLUS get paid for it! I was looking in a software shop near my work today as well, and there’s a guy in there [...]

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It’s a Worry When You Know that E9 on the Food Machine is the Little Bag of Jelly Beans

June 9, 1999

How to define your personality simply by using a food machine: 1. If you take the money out of the machine before the food, you are money hungry. 2. If you take the food out of the machine before the money, you’re just hungry. 3. If you take the lungs, pancreas, and the small and [...]

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I Can’t Believe I’m Not Bitter

May 17, 1999

Um, today’s subject line is totally irrelevant to anything I have to say. I’ve desperately been trying to think of something that involves both deep emotional feelings and margarine so I could use that subject line, but it’s not working. (How about this: Whenever I use margarine as a deodorant, it leaves me both oily [...]

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If It’s a Boy, I’ll Name Him Robb

April 21, 1999

As predicted, I ate a chicken foccacia with ice cream and tobasco sauce for lunch today. I made the mistake of watching Entertainment Tonight today, and got all sorts of information I didn’t want to know, like how Pamela Anderson has gotten her breast implants removed. (If you missed it today, don’t worry – it’s [...]

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Microsoft Salvation Army Office 99

April 20, 1999

I saw Bill Gates on the news tonight demonstrating his new mouse product. (Yes, the state of commercial news broadcasts is sad when a new Microsoft product counts as headline news). I was talking with a friend on the phone this evening about how Bill Gates is saying he’s going to donate 90% of his [...]

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Piss Off, You Top Quality Shape Wannabe

March 31, 1999

Lately a girl at my work has been gibbering excitedly about the coming of the end of the world. She apparently quite thoroughly believes in Nostradamus’ predictions, and alledgedly the world is going to end on the 29th of May or something. I think that’s a Saturday. (Wouldn’t it be apt if the world ended [...]

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The Death Prophecy of a University Student

March 21, 1999

Had an odd experience at my work on Friday. See, I work in the admin section of a university, and we get students complaining all day. It’s their sole reason for existing. “I failed my subject. I BLAME YOU!”, “The Coke machine isn’t working. I BLAME YOU!”, and “I’m having a really bad hair day, [...]

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