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Top Five Reasons We’re Moving House

January 5, 2009

We’re moving house in a few weeks. This has caused us to reassess all the things we’ve never been able to do or buy in our current house. We’ve concluded the top five benefits are: 1. Domestic boxing bag Adam has longed for a boxing bag in the home, but we’ve never had enough room. [...]

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The Life History of Maggie “Evil” Tabberer

November 6, 2008

For some reason, Maggie Tabberer scares the shit out of me. She just seems to exhude pure evil. I mean, look at her. Wearing a cape and… plotting. You try and prove anyone wearing a cape isn’t evil (my own 15-year-old goth misadventures in a quest to find a sense of self not included). That [...]

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If You’re Into Man-on-Tree Action, Do I Have the Show For You

October 27, 2008

Although we have Foxtel at our place, it’s really much more Adam’s toy than something I watch. Despite the enticement of shows like Naked and Funny (think Candid Camera with boobs, filmed in what appears to be Belarus in the 1990s) and my favourite Bio Channel documentary of the year – I Can’t Stop Masturbating [...]

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I Applaud Your Errors!

April 10, 2005

Occasionally, Foxtel will unlock some of their channels – usually the movie channels – as a special promotion over a weekend. Since last night, we noticed that the movie channels are currently free to view (we don’t normally subscribe to them). The odd thing was, I couldn’t find any scrap of information about a Foxtel [...]

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More Cable Vitriol

March 5, 2005

What else has been happening? A few days ago, in an infuriated work moment, I vowed to my workmate Henry that something my boss did made me so angry, I could eat a vagina. PS, that’s unreasonably angry. Following on from my last angry post about Foxtel, have you tried watching the ACC channel (I [...]

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“Because I’m Bad, I’m Bad, I Play Bingo, I’m Bad…”

March 11, 2000

I think I outdid myself yesterday at work. I reached into my backpack to get a pen, and stuck it behind my ear. Well, I was about to stick it behind my ear, when I realised I’d pulled out a toothbrush instead of a pen. I don’t even know what the hell a toothbrush was [...]

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