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I Telecommanded Your Mum

February 19, 2009

Everyone’s got those lovey-dovey couples’ nicknames for each other… honeypie. Sweetie. Erotically charged buttock-boil. (Okay, maybe we’re not all married to Dani Filth). What I truly relish is those nicknames ascending into highly abusive condemnations, which somehow still remain endearing. Yelling “NOOB!” at each other over the last few years has somehow organically blossomed into [...]

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Ladies Should… Poo?

October 21, 2008

Against every fibre of my being, something inside me wants to rise up and destroy every physical object in the postcode region when I see prominently displayed spelling errors. Our local discount emporium is currently blaring the following fluorescent green sign out the front of their store, in what I truly hope is a discount [...]

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