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Introducing the Semi-Concerning Problems Hotline

December 21, 2008

There’s barely four hours of sleep in me, but what a night! We had a bit of a gay pub crawl around the city and ended up crawling home at 4am. I’ve always marvelled at the uniqueness of the “back room” concept at gay bars. Really, it’s just ticking the last missing box for the [...]

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Pyschic Drag Queen Attack

August 2, 2005

So my experiment to stay continuously drunk nine days straight has hit a slight snag. Occasionally I keep passing out and waking up sober. Everything is now refined to staying drunk at least 80% of the time, during PM hours. And I think I’m at least halfway successful in that respect. Of course, being smashed [...]

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The Science of Vomiting

January 23, 2005

Never let it be said that I’m not protected when I go out at night. Even when I was living in the depths of Redfern, as long as Adam was near me, I knew I’d be fine in the company of someone who knows…. well, I’ve lost count of how many martial arts. This is [...]

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Terrified Urination

May 13, 2002

‘Just going to the toilet,’ I nodded to Adam and Jack; and stumbled haphazardly towards the general direction of the toilets. We’d been guzzling some beers on a warm afternoon, and had taken the brave step of selecting one of the gayest bars in Sydney as the location to do so. The only problem with [...]

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If You Can’t Handle the Ugliness, Get Out of the Kitchen

July 1, 2001

Relief, pleasurable moaning, escape, release and evacuation. All phrases closely associated with not only finishing a job that in its final month required me to complete tasks rarely more challenging than burrowing feverishly through filing; but also attributable to feelings experienced shortly after desperately gulping down two Imodium tablets. All praise anti-dihorrea medication, eh? There’s [...]

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Unt Rammstein Concert Unt Frozen Chicken!

January 28, 2001

Adam, Rick and myself saw the Rammstein concert on Wednesday night last week. Adam and I were going to travel to Rick’s place together, but when I rang Adam he said he might be working a bit late. ‘You can’t work too late, you know,’ I pressed. I got a loud yell in response – [...]

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The Christian Television Association: Now Producing Korn’s Video Clips

December 29, 1999

I am so exhausted. Yesterday we had the choice of working if we wanted to, for double time and a half. I tell you what, I’ve definitely earned it. That was easily the busiest day I’ve seen at my work. (What made it worse was that for some reason, every time Ms. J recieved a [...]

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