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AussieMan.net: Definitely Not “HOT ENOUGH”

February 21, 2005

From the current issue of DNA, Australia’s gay mag: Are You Ready for Aussie Man? …how many times have you rocked up to a hot sex date only to find that your fuck buddy looks nothing like his online picture or has lied about his age? …The next generation of on-line man hunting could change [...]

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Boobies for Jesus™

March 21, 2003

I’ve always been faintly amused by Christian groups earnestly conducting de-homo-ising workshops. They’re no less bizarre than gay Liberal voters, really. Which is why a random conversation between a particular Kiwi and I lead to the inception of Boobies for Jesus™. Not entirely unlike the World Vision model of sponsoring a needy child, Boobies for [...]

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No buck for you!

March 7, 2003

I realised with some trepidation yesterday that I’ll never have a loud, raucous buck’s night, seeing as I’m never going to get married. Y’know, that’s something I’d really like to do. Sure, Adam and I could skip, uh, gaily down the twee gay marriage path. The idea doesn’t really get me going, though. I’ve been [...]

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“I’m Jerk-ing Off to E-mo-tions” (sung to trill escalation of four octaves)

February 23, 2003

When you’re fifteen and growing up in a surf resort-esque town, it’s uneasy to shake the belief that you’re the sole homo in the world, if not the feeling that you’re the only homo who doesn’t slot politely into a pastel-pink stereotype placeholder. Fortunately, grunge was the big thing at the time, so self-loathing was [...]

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Arse

June 10, 2002

At least there’s no longer that niggling hindrance which requires me to individually track how much each employee of the company I work at knows about my personal life. Adam’s either a ‘flatmate’ or a ‘manfuck’, depending on how much the person involved knows. However, at some post-works drinks last week, one random staff member [...]

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Terror on the Top Level

June 7, 2002

Adam and I are now happily situated in our new apartment – all moved in without a problem. Initially, we were fascinated by this building: everyone here is so friendly. It doesn’t matter who you travel in the elevator with, they’ll be more than happy to share their clubbing plans for the evening with you, [...]

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A Christmas Story Which I Procrastinated Finishing Until After Christmas

December 30, 2001

Since my parents learnt that Adam was more than a flatmate and I was more than a sad individual leading a futile girl-less life, he’s been embraced wholeheartedly as part of the family. Christmas and birthday presents are now flung enthusiastically his way each year, with increasingly larger and more expensive items being mailed to [...]

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World War Mel

November 2, 2001

We hurtled through the city’s vehicular arteries, skipping between lanes in an erratic rhythm. The taxi driver’s saliva-stained lips and wide, rounded eyes betrayed his hidden sexual joy for the inner-city taxi gauntlet. We shuddered to a stop that would invoke a cursory nod of technical acknowledgement from most Boeing engineers. I attempted to control [...]

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Flattering Abuse

September 4, 2001

‘Sushi or pizza?’ I demanded of Adam, as we retraced our steps back home after a visit to the liquor store. ‘Yes,’ hiccuped Adam. ‘No,’ I patiently explained. ‘Which one?’ ‘Sushipizza,’ he slurred. ‘Look, we’re closer to the Pizza Hut store.. Let’s just go there,’ I directed, as we ambled towards the small takeaway outlet. [...]

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Public Transport Romance

June 11, 2001

Enduring the daily commute to work via train sometimes has its unusual perks. Note that such events as haggard homeless men vomiting and sly-looking skinny men with hollowed-out eyes eyeing you up and down no longer register as interesting incidents after your fifth train trip in Sydney. During a particularly packed train commute which required [...]

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