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Prepare for Ricky Martin to Confuse/Terrify You Even Further

February 7, 2009

Adam has this wincingly bad method of attempting to obscure any lapses in his vocabulary, by hastily inventing new terminology.
Most commonly in these situations, he’s smashed and can barely get a sentence out anyway. This summer he’s drawlingly requested that I turn on the “electric wind” (fan). This is a seasonal appearance, obviously – it’s [...]

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When Transhumanism Attacks

December 3, 2008

There’s a reason I like my new gym: it’s a roidmuncher haven. Let’s be honest: if you’re working out, you may as well have something nice to look at. While I’ve been to other gyms in the past, they were all much too broad a representation of the community.
No, what I have is a collection [...]

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When a Game of Bowls Goes Tits-Up

October 14, 2008

Ahem. AHEM! Hello? It’s been a while since I was in this blogging game. How does this work again? Where does my Amazon Wishlist link go? Are we still doing that? No…? Right.
Well, this-here old blog has sat dormant for some years now. Maybe you remember me from back in the day. Maybe not. That’s [...]

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Enter the Gaytrix

March 3, 2006

Last night was spent in one of those modern horrors: pubs entirely enclosed in shopping centres (to my credit, at the behest of a hot girl I haven’t caught up with in months). This particular pub scores even more points of infamy for attempting to recreate a beer garden indoors. Please, please stop with the [...]

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