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Rollicking Theme Park Tour o’ Australia

December 13, 2001

Theme parks: they’re all quite similar, and too many of them in Australia feature shitty Australian animal petting zoos to coax over tourists who have flown over from Asian countries to exclusively visit Uluru and anything that involves koalas. If overpriced slurpees and hot-dogs (to please the Americans) accompanied by a slightly nagging sense of [...]

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Rating Your Long Weekend

January 27, 2001

It was Australia Day yesterday. Thanks to a invasive British settlement which resulted in an Aboriginal genocide, Australians got Friday off work! I’m sure many people will be having wild weekends due to the holiday, so I present for you today a tool to guage how good your weekend really was. Please use on a [...]

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Freshly Pierced and Shaven

October 20, 2000

I’ve learnt the hard way that VMM32.VXD is apparently vital if you want a Windows 98 machine to boot up. I’m not sure why I was messing around with it. I don’t specifically remember actually making a point of messing around with it in the first place, but a few days ago – it was [...]

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Introducing: Boob Woman

April 17, 2000

(Sung to the chorus of ‘Poison’) Don’t you treat me bad! Don’t you make me sad! We only know how to sing this one song! We might make you mad, but we’re a flash in the pan! Just hold your breath, soon it will be over… BAH! They made it to number one. Who’s responsible [...]

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Sega World on Drugs, ‘The Dude’, and How I Got Chased by a Copper in Sydney

March 16, 1999

I’ve just returned from a little holiday to Sydney. There’s a possibility I may have a chance to move up there some time in a few years, so I was sorta checking out if I’d like it or not. The most obvious difference between Melbourne (where I live right now) and Sydney to me, was [...]

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