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Australia’s Next Top Lesbian, Mortal Kleaning, and Other Unrealised Game Ideas

May 14, 2009

What ho! This past week I’ve had a visiting interstate friend to entertain. My buddy was a fine house guest, and even spent the better part of 30 minutes running after a rogue mouse we’ve been trying to entrap for weeks. Any boarder who arrives with rodent eradication skills is welcome in Chez Jeb! Any [...]

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Paranoid Adenoid

April 15, 2009

All my life, I’ve had problems with my nose. It constantly runs, intermittently feels like my nostrils’ breathing passages have sealed over, and often talk like I’ve got my nose pinched. People think I’m just doing my best impression of Placebo’s Brian Molko most of the time. Sexy, I know. But it’s just something I’ve [...]

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The World is Nut Enough

March 29, 2006

What kind of a holiday is it when you seem to have caught the flu? I’m unsure whether to view this either as a result of the majorly excessive drinking over the last fortnight, or simply as a drinking challenge for the next two weeks of my holiday. Regardless, I am holing up for the [...]

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iCough

August 7, 2002

Adam has become ill over the last few days, and not in the Channel V sense of the word. For the most part, he’s been suffering a searing fever, which has proven most convenient for me on these cold winter nights. Yet I can never tell if he’s putting everything on or not. In the [...]

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Welcome to Horse Crap City

September 17, 2000

The Sydney public transport system seems to be surviving the Olympics fine. I guess Sydney residents were secretly hoping things would majorly stuff up, and then the world would see how bad our train system is – thus forcing the government to upgrade it sufficiently. However, there is a reason why things are running well. [...]

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Peanut Butter Enema

July 18, 2000

Adam’s having sex with celebrities again. Bad Adam! Well, not really. But at the pub he’s a bouncer at on Saturday night, there was a private party with lots of Triple J radio announcers present. Adam’s not really sure if it was her or not (she’s definitely a Triple J radio announcer but he’s not [...]

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Oh! I Forgot Your Heroin

July 11, 2000

Me: (answers phone) Hello, how can I help you? My mum: Oh, hello! It’s your mum! Me: Oh, hi! How’s it going! My mum: Good! Just calling to say that we’ll meet you outside your work tonight, when you finish. We just arrived in Sydney from our Brisbane holiday. Me: Um… weren’t you supposed to [...]

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My Washing Machine Runneth Over

June 28, 2000

I can’t believe I missed McHappy Day. There’s nothing funnier than visiting your local suburban McDonalds on McHappy Day and trying to identify the hordes of “celebrities” that are serving customers. These so-called famous people are usually little more than school principals and local politicians but it’s all a silly laugh nonetheless. Two years ago [...]

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This Food Tastes Like Armpit

May 8, 2000

From Tuesday to Friday last week I did temp work at a pretty interesting company. I really enjoyed it – the company treats its employees VERY well. I had a little trouble finding the company, which had two entrances to their building. I entered one entrance, hoping I’d picked the right one. Me: Hi, I’m [...]

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Why I’ll Never Have a Data Entry Job Ever Again

April 14, 2000

It’s been about a week since I last updated because I’ve been so busy it’s not funny. As you may know by now, I got a new job last week. More about that later. Total random thought: I wonder what an orgasm would feel like backwards. It’d be all over before it began, really. But [...]

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