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Illness

Hamburger Type Things

February 11, 2000

A while ago I had some problems with my tonsils. (Maybe ‘problems’ is too light a word considering my tonsils got so big I started choking on them and had to get an ambulance). Well, I woke up today and they’re starting to flare up. I really have to get these buggers yanked out of [...]

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Divorce Night: No Free List

December 4, 1999

My Illness Update: It’s getting to that stage where I know I’m almost better, but if I go out or something I’ll probably have a complete relapse. I want to go and see the new Toy Story movie but I’ll look pretty dumb if I run out of a screening of Toy Story because I [...]

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Chinese Year of the Ocelot

December 3, 1999

I found out today: I don’t have glandular fever. Hurrah! I did nothing to celebrate this fact except watch Beauty and the Beast again (if I was unemployed, I’d probably start watching this show on a regular basis, so it’s lucky for my mental health I do have a job). And by the way, has [...]

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This Is Turning Into A Nightmare on Elm Street Thing, Aquatic Style

December 2, 1999

In case you couldn’t tell by the weather, it’s summer. Or as my friend called it last night, “the time of year when men get drunk and beat up their wives”. Hmm. I’m still having problems with my sickness, and I think it’s going beyond the reach of the jellyfish (see previous few entries). This [...]

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The New Wave of Icy Pole Flavours

December 1, 1999

Wouldn’t you know it, right in the middle of this hot weather, our fridge starts playing up. Everything has gone frozen in the fridge, and let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like the novelty of frozen processed cheese. I’m still an eensy bit sick still, I’m mainly just running a temperature. I went to [...]

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Jellyfish Can Wreak Horrible Revenge

November 30, 1999

Right now, if anyone came up to me in the street and asked me for a piece of advice, it would be: Don’t Step On Jellyfish. Even if you have shoes on. Today I have been so sick. I was delirious last night, and now I’ve got a sore throat, temperature, headache, dizziness, nausea, and [...]

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I Don’t Think I’d Buy Any Medicine From Bob, Though

August 31, 1999

I was crook yesterday. One of those odd one day things. (Why do I always get these on weekends when they could be used as a perfectly legitimate day off?) I had some Herron and that fixed me a little. (For those who don’t know, Herron is basically the same as Panadol, except Hazel Hawke [...]

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It Almost Killed Me

July 22, 1999

Okay, I’ve got a really bad mouth ulcer. And what’s the worst thing you can do when you’ve got a really bad mouth ulcer? Eat McDonalds. (Actually, that’s the worst thing you can do without a mouth ulcer, but that’s beside the point). You never really realise just how much those fries are caked in [...]

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We’re Treating the Postpaks to a Hearty Three Course Meal

July 19, 1999

Right now I’ve got a bit of a sore throat and have to have these penicillin capsules a few times each day. I’m supposed to have one as soon as I wake up, but this morning I was in one of those I-really-haven’t-woken-up-yet type moods. I distinctly remember thinking ‘You’re supposed to shake these before [...]

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