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The World Wide Jeb Guide to Soundwave 2009… and Related Dessert Treats

February 16, 2009

The entire spectrum of every American emo band EVER barging into Australia simultaneously can only mean one thing. No, it’s not a sudden outbreak of perplexed xenophobia from Bruce Ruxton (although a collective of emo bands’ ghostly and sudden appearance in the country will no doubt provoke this). No, nothing like that – the Soundwave [...]

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January 8, 2000

My parents got back from their holiday at Phillip Island. If you’re not familiar with the area, basically it’s a dinky little island that tourists flock to because fairy penguins run up the beach every night. There’s been an oil spill recently at Phillip Island and I was hoping the tourists would all be horrified [...]

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Your Opinion is Must Be in Demand!

December 15, 1999

How to cause anarchy, #582: Shopping centre public announcement system: Attention please. The alarms you are hearing are fire alarms. We are currently determining if there is a fire. Please stay alert and on standby for further instructions. Entire shopping centre full of highly-strung Christmas present shoppers: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yes, when I was in Bay City [...]

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The Death Prophecy of a University Student

March 21, 1999

Had an odd experience at my work on Friday. See, I work in the admin section of a university, and we get students complaining all day. It’s their sole reason for existing. “I failed my subject. I BLAME YOU!”, “The Coke machine isn’t working. I BLAME YOU!”, and “I’m having a really bad hair day, [...]

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