December 15, 1999
How to cause anarchy, #582: Shopping centre public announcement system: Attention please. The alarms you are hearing are fire alarms. We are currently determining if there is a fire. Please stay alert and on standby for further instructions. Entire shopping centre full of highly-strung Christmas present shoppers: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yes, when I was in Bay City [...]
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March 21, 1999
Had an odd experience at my work on Friday. See, I work in the admin section of a university, and we get students complaining all day. It’s their sole reason for existing. “I failed my subject. I BLAME YOU!”, “The Coke machine isn’t working. I BLAME YOU!”, and “I’m having a really bad hair day, [...]
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