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Martial Arts

FaceOff

October 29, 2005

Occasionally Adam will become sidetracked from his boxing with obsessions over obscure martial arts. Previously it’s been krav maga, but now it’s vale tudo. He’s been downloading dodgy underground videos all day. The only problem is that after hours of viewing huge vale tudo fighters beat the shit out of each other, he’s all hyped [...]

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OMG, Did You See What Happened in NSW Politics Today!

July 27, 2005

Wow, Bob Carr resigned. I wonder if he’llBZZZZZZZZT – you totally thought I’d wanked myself into the blogosphere just then, didn’t you? Back to your regularly scheduled programming. Can I stay drunk for nine days in a row? I’m about to find out, because I have a week of annual leave next week, hooray! It’s [...]

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Soul Weaver

February 19, 2005

ADAM (practicing combat moves): Stay away! Don’t fuck with me! Or I’ll take your soul! JEB (distractedly looking up from TV guide): I need my soul. ADAM: I am a soul weaver! Rarrgh! JEB: ….don’t you mean soul reaver? As in, that Playstation game? ADAM: NO. (angry pause) Soul weaver. JEB: So what, you make [...]

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Tokyo Has Gone Banana Crazy Mad!

November 7, 2000

Today’s entry is brought to you by: Just when you thought we provided every good or service known to man… you were WRONG! ***** The humidity in Sydney this time of year causes intermittent rain. Sydney’s rain in humid weather doesn’t pour down – it kinda leaks like a weeping sore. There was apparently some [...]

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Oh You Have Running Nose!

May 14, 2000

I had a chance today to cut my nails. No, honest, personal hygiene normally is on my agenda… somewhere. Since childhood I’ve cut my finger/toenails with a pair of wire cutters. My dad always taught me that they were the ‘man’s nail clippers’. He even gave me a set of wire cutters when I left [...]

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