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I’ll Be a Ghost

May 1, 2000

Yes, I’m sure Sega’s latest videogame console will follow the MINDBLOWING SUCCESS of all their previous consoles. Then again, even Nintendo has been known to have their hits and misses – does anyone remember the Virtual Boy? It was a shoulder-mounted headset that had rather shite black-and-white vision you squinted at through a set of [...]

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Proudly Supporting the S.A.C.C.

April 27, 2000

Thanks to Lucy for emailing me – a few entries ago I was wondering what the hell those little blue pieces of plastic underneath Coke bottle lids are for. She emailed me to say that they’re to keep the drink from going flat. This actually makes sense – I’m just slow. In fact, when Torana [...]

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Introducing: Boob Woman

April 17, 2000

(Sung to the chorus of ‘Poison’) Don’t you treat me bad! Don’t you make me sad! We only know how to sing this one song! We might make you mad, but we’re a flash in the pan! Just hold your breath, soon it will be over… BAH! They made it to number one. Who’s responsible [...]

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Why I’ll Never Have a Data Entry Job Ever Again

April 14, 2000

It’s been about a week since I last updated because I’ve been so busy it’s not funny. As you may know by now, I got a new job last week. More about that later. Total random thought: I wonder what an orgasm would feel like backwards. It’d be all over before it began, really. But [...]

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Motel Adam

April 4, 2000

Re-re wind, the crowd say bo selecta! This stupid lyric has been in my head and after listening to it constantly for the past week (thanks Adam) I still don’t know what it means. And neither does he. It’s starting to get strangely catchy. I’ll be walking down the street and suddenly start rapping ‘AND [...]

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Menstruation Cafe, and Other Things That are Wrong With Sydney

March 29, 2000

Here I am, in Sydney. I haven’t updated my journal for about a week or so because I’ve been moving up here, so I’ll go over the past week. (This may be my longest journal entry yet – it’s the journal equivalent of when you get constipation for ages, and then you finally… er… you [...]

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The Myth of Wez

March 13, 2000

There’s nothing better than having arguments in chatrooms with people. The other night I was arguing with this strange character known as ScientologyBoy (age 18). Now, I’ve got nothing against (most) religions, as long as they don’t push their beliefs on me. I think religious beliefs are like genitals – you should only show them [...]

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January 8, 2000

My parents got back from their holiday at Phillip Island. If you’re not familiar with the area, basically it’s a dinky little island that tourists flock to because fairy penguins run up the beach every night. There’s been an oil spill recently at Phillip Island and I was hoping the tourists would all be horrified [...]

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