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Oops! I Got Nadded Again

January 13, 2001

I don’t know about you, but I had a brilliant Christmas. Actually, no – it was the weekend before Christmas that I had a great time. I flew down to Melbourne for the Christmas weekend to spend the holiday with my family. I really felt like going out on Saturday night, but I didn’t really [...]

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$2 Embryos

January 3, 2000

Last night I was chatting with my friend Rhino… Rhino: What is that around your neck? Me: Oh, it’s a little dragon tooth thing. Rhino: Dragon tooth? Must be rare… Me: Yep, the $2 Shop is investing in anthropology now, I hear… Rhino: I hear the Reject Shop do frozen embryos now. They’re fine, they [...]

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It’s Time to Slaughter Prince Like it’s 2099

January 1, 2000

Oh, shut up already! Won’t that millenium word ever go away? I spent my New Year’s Eve with Riff and had a good time – the only lowlight being when I kicked his dog by mistake. The dog then decided to fart in my general direction for the rest of the night. Then there was [...]

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Is That a Cheque, Savings, Credit or Bra Account?

December 30, 1999

I’ve noticed a hazard on our roads. It’s the breed of bike rider who wears a fluorescent vest. This type of bike rider believes that they are a professional rider, and therefore have permission to not use the bicycle lane of the road. That’s right – as they are such a great bike rider, they’re [...]

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