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Oh You Have Running Nose!

May 14, 2000

I had a chance today to cut my nails. No, honest, personal hygiene normally is on my agenda… somewhere. Since childhood I’ve cut my finger/toenails with a pair of wire cutters. My dad always taught me that they were the ‘man’s nail clippers’. He even gave me a set of wire cutters when I left [...]

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Also Coming Up on Sports Tonight: All the Latest Results from the Combined Jiu-Jitsu/Snooker National Championships

February 10, 2000

Ms. J is an avid reader of the Geelong Advertiser, Geelong’s local newspaper. It’s not tabloid-y enough for me which is probably why I don’t read it. I’m sure most of you at one time or another (for varying reasons) took a look through the phone sex ads in the classified ads section of a [...]

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I’ll Polish You to the Death, Sheriff!

January 20, 2000

Ah, the Herald Sun is such a quality newspaper. Yesterday it reflected it’s true journalistic integrity with a headline screaming ‘Sex Blitz!’. To give you an idea of what sort of newspaper this is, yesterday they placed a story titled ‘Women reveal what they want in romance’ 15 pages before their coverage on the latest [...]

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