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Post-Op… No, Not THAT Kind of Post-Op

August 27, 2009

My face currently resembles what would happen if Jeannie Little went completely over the edge, and began wildly swiping her own blood on her face as makeup. Yessir, I’m back from the hospital after my nose operation. Before the operation, I’d over-ambitiously planned all sorts of books to read, housework to tidy up, basically make [...]

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The Exciting World of Information Cagefightology

January 8, 2009

We recently took out health insurance for the first time. Almost right on cue, my body began packing it in immediately. Over the weekend, I began developing a pain in my back which I’d otherwise blame on having seen The Day The Earth Stood Still a few hours prior. However, I couldn’t recall physically exerting [...]

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Why the Famous Five Will Eventually Prevent Me From Being Stabbed in the Face

December 4, 2008

As a child, I was forced to endure a relentless stream of Enid Blyton novels from my parents. I’m sure it at least played a minor role in my eventual homo-ization. Of course, most of the books I read were the painfully twee Famous Five series. If you’ve read these books, you’ll know there is [...]

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Do Me a Favour – Go Burn Your Face in an Espresso Machine

October 16, 2008

Over the last few months I’ve started wonkily riding my new-ish bike to work. My other half, Adam, is quite the bike-geek so he’s gleefully pointed out my many errors along the way. First, I was advised that I was changing gears incorrectly (makes sense, seeing as it sounded like Kyle Sandilands heftily jumping up [...]

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