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Introducing Pantene Bourbon Shampoo

August 9, 1999

More bourbon in my day to day life! My mum’s made some home-made shampoo – I’ve got no idea what it’s made off, but man, it sure don’t smell pretty. On first impression, it smelt distinctly like bourbon. So now, even though I’ve got short hair and people say I look “tidier”, I smell like [...]

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I’m Calling Up To Complain About… Oh, Hang On, No I’m Not

July 23, 1999

Today at work the telephone system was down for half an hour. It was fantastic. We actually got work done. Of course one of the reception girls had to ask: Reception Bimbo #1: Shouldn’t we ring up and find out what’s going on? Me: Yeah. In fact I’m just ringing them up on my COMPLETELY [...]

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We’re Treating the Postpaks to a Hearty Three Course Meal

July 19, 1999

Right now I’ve got a bit of a sore throat and have to have these penicillin capsules a few times each day. I’m supposed to have one as soon as I wake up, but this morning I was in one of those I-really-haven’t-woken-up-yet type moods. I distinctly remember thinking ‘You’re supposed to shake these before [...]

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It’s Snot Funny

April 15, 1999

I’m writing this entry while I am supervising another night school exam at my work (a uni). I feel like a bit of a dill, because I suspected that 2 guys down the back of the room were copying each others’ work. I’d been giving them stern looks all evening (ah, power…) I thought I’d [...]

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