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Enter the Gaytrix

March 3, 2006

Last night was spent in one of those modern horrors: pubs entirely enclosed in shopping centres (to my credit, at the behest of a hot girl I haven’t caught up with in months). This particular pub scores even more points of infamy for attempting to recreate a beer garden indoors. Please, please stop with the [...]

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Cats are Losin’, Gas-Based Boozin’, Anti-Smoking Legislation is Cruisin’

July 12, 2005

My beloved Catties lost their match against Sydney on Saturday – the only match of the year I’ll get to see them play. In fact, not so much lost their match as suffered a public double-penetration in multiple orifices. Got me buggered what causes that team to fall apart every time they dare step foot [...]

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Beverage-Related Roundup

June 13, 2005

1. Diet Coke was featuring a contest over the last few weeks – “Win the Life of an X-Factor Contestant!” In retrospect, this would seem to be either an ill-advised investment by Coke’s marketing team; or an incredibly well-planned piece of quasi-existential art (ie, it would now seem that everyone is a winner). 2. We [...]

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Depplorable

April 21, 2005

Occasionally I catch a train from Newtown to work. Newtown’s a happy, ragtag jumble of uni students, goths, ferals, women who rediscover or redefine their sexuality on a biweekly basis and can’t help but monotonously explain this in great detail to everyone near them, Lifestyle Channel obsessives and homos. It’s one of the few inner [...]

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Theme Toilets

August 13, 2002

Our new local pub is quite possibly the most average, middle-of-the-line hotel you could imagine. You’ve got a couple of TAB TV screens showing the horse-racing. A couple of pokie machines bunged in the corner to guarantee at least some flow of steady revenue. The usual beers on tap for a Sydney hotel. And subsequently, [...]

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Googly-Booglies

April 8, 2002

Adam and I are battling to raise the funds for a move out of this suburb. We’re sure we can find somewhere which is close to the city, yet doesn’t generate that slightly nagging feeling whenever we pay the rent that in one year we’ve paid enough money to finance several cosmetic surgery operations. Well… [...]

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Plane Crash in Africa

October 2, 2000

Amber: Hello, I’m Amber! Me: Hi. Amber: I’m going to be your waitress todayyyy! (trills) Big Mo: (grimacing) Ugh. Okay. Amber: I just moved up to Sydney, you know! And stuff! Me: From the USA? Amber: YEAHHHH! (giggles) Big Mo: Did you waitress over there too? Amber: Why YES! Me: Cool. Amber: I used to [...]

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