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How to Stop Showering and Score Girls

September 15, 2009

What’s wrong with this sentence? You look homeless, smell like you’ve bathed in Tommy Lee’s sweat, have almost no cash to your name, are borderline alcoholic, can barely string a legible sentence together but are utterly drowning in the affections of women. HOW? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? Simply add the words “you play guitar in [...]

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Can’t Come to Work, I’m on Beard Leave

August 13, 2009

My goatee is something I’m rather fond of. Unfortunately, accidental facial hair makeovers are common in my life. It could be my blindness in one eye, but whenever I step in front of the mirror, it seems I get a little overzealous when tidying up my whiskers. Usually, I misjudge my shaving and become convinced [...]

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Biffy Stalko

March 25, 2009

Last night I was lucky enough to see my favourite band, Biffy Clyro. They’re Scottish and still building a fanbase here in Australia, so I was extremely excited – it’s only their second tour here. Of course, the first tour they ever had in Australia last year – well, I went a little overboard with [...]

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The World Wide Jeb Guide to Soundwave 2009… and Related Dessert Treats

February 16, 2009

The entire spectrum of every American emo band EVER barging into Australia simultaneously can only mean one thing. No, it’s not a sudden outbreak of perplexed xenophobia from Bruce Ruxton (although a collective of emo bands’ ghostly and sudden appearance in the country will no doubt provoke this). No, nothing like that – the Soundwave [...]

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Come Out and Decay

February 8, 2009

I’ve just realised that the Offspring have not inflicted a single on us in recent years featuring any of the following: a sample which incenses you to merge your forehead with any nearby cupboard some sort of plinky keyboard hook lifted directly from Andrew W.K. infantile lyrics which should almost certainly not be sung by [...]

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‘Tis the Season To Be Terrified

December 13, 2008

Curses! I’ve normally completed all of my dreary Christmas shopping in November, but seem to have dropped the ball this year. At the risk of my mental coherence, I’m about to plunge headlong into Melbourne’s major shopping area less than two weeks before Christmas. Considering how bonkers things can get in major department stores at [...]

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Drunken Summaries

November 22, 2008

Everyone’s had those moments where their partner arrives home, more than a little tipsy, and mumbles that they’ve accomplished some sort of drunken superhero act. In the past, Adam has arrived home with these delightful summaries of his evening for me: • “I’ve just called my boss a bitch in front of all 250 staff!” [...]

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I Totally Forgot

November 25, 2005

Oh, that’s right. I HAVE A BLOG. I’ve kinda been working 10 hour days, 7 days a week – so I don’t usually feel like coming home and sitting in front of ANOTHER computer. But I think work’s on the up, so I’ll start posting again next week like a motherfucker. In the meantime, download [...]

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Eat my Magical Taco of Cash

May 3, 2005

We took a deep breath and descended deep into Sutherland Shire over the weekend, for a Saturday in Cronulla. Looks like we picked a good day to do it – not too hot, so it wasn’t too crowded around the beaches. While strolling along the Esplanade which overlooks the beaches of Cronulla, I couldn’t help [...]

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