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Legacy of Crap

July 2, 2000

Train timetables are a great thing. They’re even better if the train drivers have seen them too, although I guess timetables are a new concept to most Sydney train drivers. Every day I get to work on time just by the skin of my teeth (yes, I have a rare condition which results in skin [...]

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The Automovehicle

June 24, 2000

At work on Wednesday: Mr Marketing: Parappa, just to make sure you know, you’re not allowed to smoke outside this building, okay? Parappa the Rapper: Well, I don’t smoke anyway, but why is that? Mr Marketing: Apparently the boss thinks it’s a bad image for our company. Jen: I heard he fired someone on the [...]

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Proudly Supporting the S.A.C.C.

April 27, 2000

Thanks to Lucy for emailing me – a few entries ago I was wondering what the hell those little blue pieces of plastic underneath Coke bottle lids are for. She emailed me to say that they’re to keep the drink from going flat. This actually makes sense – I’m just slow. In fact, when Torana [...]

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“Because I’m Bad, I’m Bad, I Play Bingo, I’m Bad…”

March 11, 2000

I think I outdid myself yesterday at work. I reached into my backpack to get a pen, and stuck it behind my ear. Well, I was about to stick it behind my ear, when I realised I’d pulled out a toothbrush instead of a pen. I don’t even know what the hell a toothbrush was [...]

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If You Drink Eat Cake and Drive, You’re a Bloody Idiot

February 2, 2000

The jokes about my sunburn continue. I’m going to Sydney this weekend to meet Adam for the first time, but today he said to me on the phone: Adam: I’ll know how to find you at the airport. Me: How? Adam: You’ll be the only glow-in-the-dark person in the terminal. The Rock, however, couldn’t make [...]

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