July 2, 2009
According to a friend of mine, I’m obsessed with referring to humanity’s inevitably doomed future within my blog entries. In fact, when I happened to catch a TV commercial for “Napisan, now with built in oxy-intelligence!” last night — my initial reaction was “wow — that sounds like how Skynet started”. I’m sure Dynamo Sentient [...]
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June 11, 2002
Every evening on the cursed route I elect to walk home from work, I encounter the same greasy little balding offensive man whose penis undoubtedly resembles a fun-size Mars bar. I’ve attempted to navigate home via an alternative route, but this involves traversing around lots of eager cyclists. I mean, sure; if we don’t drive [...]
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