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More Boycotts

March 16, 2009

This stupid blog turns 10 years old today. Hard to believe I’ve been posting such rubbish for so long, but there you go.
To mark the occasion, I’ve compiled a new list of everything I’ve boycotted on this blog since my last boycotts post. READ AND LEARN.
Friends who mock your painful foot blisters
Boycott started: January 17, [...]

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When a Game of Bowls Goes Tits-Up

October 14, 2008

Ahem. AHEM! Hello? It’s been a while since I was in this blogging game. How does this work again? Where does my Amazon Wishlist link go? Are we still doing that? No…? Right.
Well, this-here old blog has sat dormant for some years now. Maybe you remember me from back in the day. Maybe not. That’s [...]

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Enter the Gaytrix

March 3, 2006

Last night was spent in one of those modern horrors: pubs entirely enclosed in shopping centres (to my credit, at the behest of a hot girl I haven’t caught up with in months). This particular pub scores even more points of infamy for attempting to recreate a beer garden indoors. Please, please stop with the [...]

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New Year’s Blogolution

December 17, 2005

Somehow, I managed to get away with only posting on here almost once a month for the latter half of the year. Any long-term readers will be more than familiar with my Daryl-Somers-career-esque attitude to posting (read: all over the shop, then disappear for long-term period, then reappear posting wildly like an Australian journo on [...]

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A Guide on Getting Anyone You Ever Wanted Into Bed With You

September 22, 2002

Are you joking? If I knew this, I sure as fuck wouldn’t be sitting here typing up crap for this site all the time!

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Introducing the 1st Annual ZGeek vs. World Wide Jeb Celebrity Harassment Challenge

June 8, 2001

I work with two of the guys who run ZGeek, and it seems Pirate has received an interesting email from Fred Nile.
While I think this is damn funny, I’m secretly jealous. Well… incredibly jealous.
See, I think I’m far more deserving of an angry email from Australia’s favourite wacky Crazy-Christ homophobe. My gay gland is far [...]

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I Doused Myself in Coke and Lit a Match

September 17, 1999

Oh, not really. But I’m not going to be able to update my journal thing for a while. Why? Because no job = no money = no internet = no updates (for now).
Hopefully it won’t be too long before I get a job again. But until then, nothing much is happening here.
The current plan for [...]

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