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Hypnotism Sex

December 10, 2001

As I’m now in my first fully-blown relationship – two year anniversary in less than a week, thank you very much – I can easily observe in retrospect that any of my previous attempts at coupling up with another fella were completely laughable. Before I’d met Adam, I’d only really gone out with one other [...]

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A Bus Fare Wasted

March 7, 2001

Having succesfully relocated to the city, I’m now trying to meet people around here. It’d be nice to actually know people that don’t require a train trip to visit. The only people I really know around here are Rick the Pimp, who lives a few blocks away and our miscreant neighbour upstairs. I only encounter [...]

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Some Sort of Dodgy Fish Metaphor

August 28, 2000

The last thing I ever heard the DJ Accountant say was ‘BLSSSSSSHHHH’, the last thing I ever heard Know-It-All-Paul say was ‘VIRUSES!’, and the last thing I ever heard Parappa the Rapper say was ‘I wish I could rip his spine out and use it as a weapon’. It was my last day at work [...]

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