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Australia’s Next Top Lesbian, Mortal Kleaning, and Other Unrealised Game Ideas

May 14, 2009

What ho! This past week I’ve had a visiting interstate friend to entertain. My buddy was a fine house guest, and even spent the better part of 30 minutes running after a rogue mouse we’ve been trying to entrap for weeks. Any boarder who arrives with rodent eradication skills is welcome in Chez Jeb! Any [...]

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Backdraft 2: Revenge of the Electric Blanket

April 21, 2009

I’m one of those kids who grew up in the fearless 80s with both an electric blanket and an occasional bed-wetting problem. Hey, I turned out okay! My parents even refused to replace my Target-brand electric blanket when it began exposing raw wires, assuring me “it’ll be right”. Perhaps it’s the childhood comfort of climbing [...]

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I’m such a grandpa

January 25, 2005

I’m going to need a grandpa nap between work and seeing System of a Down tonight, because I am ridiculously tired today. Truly, this will be my life at age 50 on most weekends. Naps, metal gigs where I’m the single obligatory 40+ saddo in a t-shirt from a band which last toured 15 years [...]

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Copyright, Nineteen Ninety-Thousand

July 30, 2000

Adam and I would love to live in a house in the inner suburbs, but we’re not that rich yet. For now, we’ll continue to rent our unit. Money isn’t the only problem though. We’ve got a few requirements for the house we’d like to live in – the most important requirement is that the [...]

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The Automovehicle

June 24, 2000

At work on Wednesday: Mr Marketing: Parappa, just to make sure you know, you’re not allowed to smoke outside this building, okay? Parappa the Rapper: Well, I don’t smoke anyway, but why is that? Mr Marketing: Apparently the boss thinks it’s a bad image for our company. Jen: I heard he fired someone on the [...]

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Battered Turd Syndrome

June 15, 2000

Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 10:48:23PM (GMT +10:00) Subject: The Colonel To: webmaster@kfc.com Hi. In Australia, I notice you sell a burger named ‘The Colonel’s Choice Chicken Fillet Burger’. How can the Colonel personally choose what chicken he uses when he’s dead? Is there’s something you’re not telling us all? Er… there WAS only one [...]

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Mr Pop: Serial Murderer

May 22, 2000

Continued to muck around with Mr Marketing this week: Me: Oh, could you sign my timesheet please? Mr Marketing: Well, I’ll sign it… but if you think you’re getting paid, you’re mistaken. Me: Well, I certainly believe that I’m getting paid. Mr Marketing: You know, it’s good to have beliefs nowadays. They won’t necessarily take [...]

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Where’s the Cheese?

July 26, 1999

Having three hours of sleep is great fun. You do really dumb things like stumble outside to your car in the morning in a half-asleep stupor to drive to the train station, not realising your windscreen is completely covered in ice until you’ve driven halfway down the street. There’s a certain chat site I use [...]

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