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Licence to… Point Out When You Need Your Hazard Lights On

January 7, 2006

Man, I’m happy that Nein lost the rights to the footy. No more of the Nein bullshit like Eddie, the skycam (which was totally ridiculous for a game which pisses about all over the oval, not up and down the field like league does), ridiculous juggling of live matches with the NRL – although I’m [...]

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FaceOff

October 29, 2005

Occasionally Adam will become sidetracked from his boxing with obsessions over obscure martial arts. Previously it’s been krav maga, but now it’s vale tudo. He’s been downloading dodgy underground videos all day. The only problem is that after hours of viewing huge vale tudo fighters beat the shit out of each other, he’s all hyped [...]

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Pepsi Homo

September 28, 2005

I didn’t believe it when I heard it either, but fellow Pepsi Max-injecting junkies rejoice! There’s a new (albeit temporary) flavour of Pepsi sprouting up like crabs in the Logan twins’ jocks across the country. Alerted to me by Kate and Henry (whose camera-phone skills I must acknowledge here), it seems that Pepsi Samba (yes [...]

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OMG, Did You See What Happened in NSW Politics Today!

July 27, 2005

Wow, Bob Carr resigned. I wonder if he’llBZZZZZZZZT – you totally thought I’d wanked myself into the blogosphere just then, didn’t you? Back to your regularly scheduled programming. Can I stay drunk for nine days in a row? I’m about to find out, because I have a week of annual leave next week, hooray! It’s [...]

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Fooddeeeeeeee!

February 17, 2005

The footy season starts tomorrow (sort of)! I’m so excited, I’m currently getting pre-drunk in celebration of tomorrow night.

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AFLEVER!

January 23, 2005

Also, apparently I’m the only person in New South Wales counting down the days until the AFL pre-season cup. Goddamit, I’m really going through withdrawl – especially after moving back to a state that shuns Aussie Rules in leiu of some other stupid game, which involves big beefy fellas in tight shorts, running around trying [...]

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Something just dawned on me

January 19, 2005

Y’know what’s clobbered me over the head today, out of sheer surprise? Dawn Fraser has so far managed not to be wheeled out onto a major news program and jabber out her misguided opinions on a major sporting event (the Australian Open). My pickled memory assures me this is the first international-level pursuit of sport [...]

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Self Realization Through Bowling

May 20, 2001

Greg hauled his well-defined body and distressingly well-chiseled jawline into the front seat of the car. We were now at capacity seating. ‘This is my boyfriend, Greg,’ Nadia salivated from the driver’s seat. I attempted to greet Greg, but my voice was rather muffled behind a sheepskin seat cover. Nadia, petite as she was, obviously [...]

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Peanut Butter Enema

July 18, 2000

Adam’s having sex with celebrities again. Bad Adam! Well, not really. But at the pub he’s a bouncer at on Saturday night, there was a private party with lots of Triple J radio announcers present. Adam’s not really sure if it was her or not (she’s definitely a Triple J radio announcer but he’s not [...]

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The ABC is Run by Evil Sparrows

May 28, 2000

We’re having problems with our lights at the moment. We have to replace the lightblubs for one particular light on almost a weekly basis, but now it just won’t turn on at all. The fuse must have blown or something. Torana came around to visit us and immediately started laughing at us because we were [...]

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