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Oh You Have Running Nose!

May 14, 2000

I had a chance today to cut my nails. No, honest, personal hygiene normally is on my agenda… somewhere. Since childhood I’ve cut my finger/toenails with a pair of wire cutters. My dad always taught me that they were the ‘man’s nail clippers’. He even gave me a set of wire cutters when I left [...]

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Why I’ll Never Have a Data Entry Job Ever Again

April 14, 2000

It’s been about a week since I last updated because I’ve been so busy it’s not funny. As you may know by now, I got a new job last week. More about that later. Total random thought: I wonder what an orgasm would feel like backwards. It’d be all over before it began, really. But [...]

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Menstruation Cafe, and Other Things That are Wrong With Sydney

March 29, 2000

Here I am, in Sydney. I haven’t updated my journal for about a week or so because I’ve been moving up here, so I’ll go over the past week. (This may be my longest journal entry yet – it’s the journal equivalent of when you get constipation for ages, and then you finally… er… you [...]

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Did You Also Get the Betamax Injection?

March 10, 2000

There’s only a week left until I finish my current job. One of the girls who sits in my cubicle pod at work wanted to organise for us all to go to the pub next Friday for a farewell piss-up, but everyone’s lunches are on at different times. So now one of the women are [...]

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I’d Shoot Myself if My Banana Went Black, Too

March 3, 2000

Yes, I got a haircut. Anyone who makes comments like ‘Vanilla Ice lives!’ in the guestbook will get beaten up. The new Torquay McDonalds opens next week. It’s going to be such a laugh, half of Torquay is for it and half is against it, so there’s going to be demonstrations and everything out the [...]

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Also Coming Up on Sports Tonight: All the Latest Results from the Combined Jiu-Jitsu/Snooker National Championships

February 10, 2000

Ms. J is an avid reader of the Geelong Advertiser, Geelong’s local newspaper. It’s not tabloid-y enough for me which is probably why I don’t read it. I’m sure most of you at one time or another (for varying reasons) took a look through the phone sex ads in the classified ads section of a [...]

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I Can’t Believe I’m Not Bitter

May 17, 1999

Um, today’s subject line is totally irrelevant to anything I have to say. I’ve desperately been trying to think of something that involves both deep emotional feelings and margarine so I could use that subject line, but it’s not working. (How about this: Whenever I use margarine as a deodorant, it leaves me both oily [...]

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