December 15, 1999
How to cause anarchy, #582: Shopping centre public announcement system: Attention please. The alarms you are hearing are fire alarms. We are currently determining if there is a fire. Please stay alert and on standby for further instructions. Entire shopping centre full of highly-strung Christmas present shoppers: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yes, when I was in Bay City [...]
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July 19, 1999
Right now I’ve got a bit of a sore throat and have to have these penicillin capsules a few times each day. I’m supposed to have one as soon as I wake up, but this morning I was in one of those I-really-haven’t-woken-up-yet type moods. I distinctly remember thinking ‘You’re supposed to shake these before [...]
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