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Why Aren’t You Wearing a Shirt?

October 19, 2009

There’s been an awful lot going on at our place, hence my blog-absence over the past couple of weeks. We now have a housemate living with us, which is actually pretty awesome, although our place has turned into a bit of a frat house. Since Ken moved in, we now have under one roof: two [...]

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Somebody Should Stop the Hamburger Madness

May 28, 2001

“I’m… I’m…” the lady choked when she saw me standing there with my hand full of money and spattered blood stains drenched all over my shirt. “Geez, I’m… I’m…” Ready for another drink, it sounded like. “Don’t worry,” I dismissed. “It wasn’t your fault.” I forced the money onto her and made my escape. Well, [...]

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Chinese Year of the Ocelot

December 3, 1999

I found out today: I don’t have glandular fever. Hurrah! I did nothing to celebrate this fact except watch Beauty and the Beast again (if I was unemployed, I’d probably start watching this show on a regular basis, so it’s lucky for my mental health I do have a job). And by the way, has [...]

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Maybe He Was Going for Reverse Psychology

August 20, 1999

Last day at my current job, the uni. As predicted, I didn’t get a ‘surprise’ night out like most people do who leave our work. However, I was wrong when I predicted I’d get a cake – I didn’t. I did, however, get something a bit better. They gave me a big South Park framed [...]

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Of Course I’m Important, I’m the Tag Lady

August 19, 1999

One more day left at the uni I work at, then I’m outta there. As I mentioned yesterday, I’m still predicting that I get no surprise party like most people at our work do, just a crap card. Actually, my boss took me aside today and said that he’d be prepared to give me quite [...]

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From a Pack of Idiots I Feel I’m Smarter Than, to a Lot of People Who Are Smarter than the Idiot I Am

August 18, 1999

I applied for a new job the other day – and I got it. My current work, the uni, have been quite good about this. Ms Superiority who I have in the past viewed as 50% ally and 50% formidable bitch, showed her true side today when I told her what was happening with me. [...]

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While I’m at It, I Might Take Some Classrooms as Well

August 17, 1999

I don’t think I’ve really written much in my diary about Photocopying Man, who does all the photocopying for us, and not a hell of a lot else. I guess he does our banking and posts our mail for us too, but I never really see him do it. He’s sort of the well built [...]

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Same Time Every Year Event

August 14, 1999

2 days ago at work: Ms Superiority: Why can’t you idiots just be more efficient sometimes? Reception Bimbo #2: We are efficient!! Me: Yeah. It’s just that we’re only efficient when we go home. I went on a student exchange to Japan around 4 years ago, and I was just looking back at some of [...]

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THESE ARE NOT BAGGAGE LOCKERS! THESE ARE NOT BAGGAGE LOCKERS!

August 2, 1999

Recently at my work someone has made the decision to turn one of the male toilets into female toilets. This is causing absolute chaos. The guys, ranting about sexism, continue to pull off the ‘Female’ sign on the door, revealing the ‘Male’ sign underneath. It’s starting to become a unisex toilet – nobody is really [...]

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These Are the Battle Scars I Got From Shrapnel, When I Was in the Trenches of Dawson’s Creek

July 30, 1999

I just realised at my university there’s no room 13. I asked the director why, and he says that in the past students have used the fact that they had their class in a Room 13 to blame it for bad results. So now we don’t have one. (Actually, someone I spoke to on the [...]

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