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Never Mess With a Jilted Woman who Works at a Video Store

December 20, 1999

Ms. J, who I sit next to at work, has discovered my Game Boy, and now sits glued to the thing all day. It’s a bit suspicious though, because the game she plays the most is Pokemon Pinball, which has a built-in feature which makes the Game Boy vibrate when you hit something in the [...]

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The Weight Watchers All-Pretzel Diet™

December 14, 1999

This morning at breakfast, my mum suddenly stared wide-eyed at her bowl of cereal, and pulled a piece of tooth out of it. I must admit, it takes a lot to put me off my breakfast, but getting a tooth in a box of cereal, that’s a bit sus. Mum rang up the cereal company [...]

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This is a Paperless Website

December 7, 1999

I hate having to go to the petrol station on my way to work. The reason I can’t stand it so much is because I usually haven’t woken up properly, and there’s no ruder wake-up call than inside a service station store. There’s so many colourful displays and things jumping out at me… it’s far [...]

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Press 8 to Donate

December 6, 1999

Once again, I got somebody else’s voicemail on my mobile phone. I keep getting phone calls for a guy named John from Sydney. The problem is, all his friends seem to have speech disabilities as they’re terribly difficult to understand. I think he got offered a job today, which is really bad. I wish I [...]

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Where I’ve Been, or How To Finish Zelda on Nintendo 64 in only Two Months

November 28, 1999

Well, I’m back. I finally got a job! For the last two months I’ve been half heartedly looking for a job. For some reason that you can only understand when you’re unemployed, I thought it would be a really good idea if I played The Legend Of Zelda on the Nintendo for most of these [...]

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Erotic Liquorice

April 9, 1999

Sitting on the train today, I noticed someone blow his nose into his tissue, but then he did something I didn’t really expect. He opened his tissue in full view of everyone else to check out the goober he’d snorted out (no doubt giving himself a score out of 10). He probably has a whole [...]

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Sega World on Drugs, ‘The Dude’, and How I Got Chased by a Copper in Sydney

March 16, 1999

I’ve just returned from a little holiday to Sydney. There’s a possibility I may have a chance to move up there some time in a few years, so I was sorta checking out if I’d like it or not. The most obvious difference between Melbourne (where I live right now) and Sydney to me, was [...]

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