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The Anime Channel Presents: A Weather Update

June 26, 2001

(Fourteen year old girl in school uniform crashes through roof and hollers a battlecry as rubble rains down around her) GIRL: Welcome to Super Weather Update, OK!! (Girl makes a X-symbol by crossing her arms across her chest, screaming something about ‘Super-Mech-GO’ and begins violently vibrating. A weathermap explodes through the wall behind her) GIRL: [...]

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When General Waste Attacks

September 27, 2000

You don’t feel cold during chilly weather if you think about it properly. The key is – think of the weather as crisp, brisk or refreshing; rather than miserable or wet. This is what I was thinking right before the garbage bin hit my head. I was walking to the train station and a garbage [...]

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I Have a Problem with my Panty-Ums

August 3, 2000

I really do take Sydney’s weather for granted. I’ve been looking at the weather reports for Melbourne over the past month, and I’d forgotten how much warmer Sydney is than Melbourne. I must be turning into such a Sydneysider, because now I pout and moan whenever it gets to a temperature where I start breathing [...]

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What? You Weigh 64 Kilograms? Get Out of the Elevator!

December 16, 1999

I was looking through the front pocket of my backpack today, and it’s one of those backpack compartments where you just seem to accumulate crap. I realised there were 5 different kinds of mints sitting in there – one of which I never even remember buying. I’m sure you’ve heard Tic Tacs being called Barbie [...]

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